basedgodniall:

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

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(Source: nointerrruption, via anidioticblogger)

svviffer:

do you ever just regret 40% of your life

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commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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